Luke Eichelberger

Favorite fast food

McDonald’s.

Favorite smell

Fresh baked cookies.

Storms: cool or scary?

Cool.

Sports Team of choice

Cleveland Browns. Well, really any Cleveland team, but especially the Browns.

Beverage of choice

Milk, I have to have milk cause I eat a lot of cereal.

Who was/is the most influential person in your life?

I would say my parents growing up were huge in my development. I have always felt like I could go to them and get good advice.

What's your favorite game show?

Pardon the Interruption… I know it’s not a game show but they do talk about games.

If you could travel in time, when/where would you go?

I would like to travel into the future just to see what it will be like. I think all the new technology would be very interesting to see.

Do you believe in ghosts? Would you spend the night with someone you love in the most haunted place on Earth?

I don’t believe in ghosts but I still wouldn’t want to spend the night in the most haunted place on earth.

Where would you go if you could go anywhere?

I would go to Egypt because I think it would be cool to see the pyramids.

If you had to give up your cell phone or access to the internet, which would you choose?

I would give up access to the internet just because my cell phone is how I communicate with people the most so losing it would change my life more.

If you had to give up indoor plumbing or electricity, which would it be?

I would give up indoor plumbing although it would be hard to give up hot showers and going outside in the winter to use the restroom.

If you had to eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Lasagna and garlic toast. I eat a lot of pasta so just about any form of pasta could be filled in here but my favorite is lasagna.

What is your favorite season?

I would have to say spring. I look forward to getting out and golfing and the warming weather although too much rain can become depressing.

How is LOST going to end?

I just hope it answers all the questions. If it has an ending open for everyone’s opinion I will be mad. I don’t care if aliens and dinosaurs are the answers for everything on the island as long as it all comes together.

What is your least favorite corporation in the world and why?

Any that took bail-out money and used the money irresponsibly because those were the actions that got them in trouble to start with.

Favorite movie of all time?

It has to be Joe Dirt or Tommy Boy, you can’t beat a good comedy.

Did O.J. do it?

Does it really matter? He is currently serving nine years for his actions in Las Vegas so…

Walk through the supermarket naked or sing the Star-Spangled Banner at the Super Bowl?

I would sing at the Super Bowl because almost nobody watching would even know who I was and the people that would know me should already know that I’m a bad singer.

Name the South Park character that best portrays each of your co-workers.

• Rob: Kyle because I know he would send a whale to the moon if he could. ;)
• Jo: Stan because she often offers advice to Rob.
• Bear: Scuzzlebutt becausehe also has Patrick Duffy as a leg.
• Ron: Tweek because he drinks a lot of coffee.
• Kari: Cartman because she likes to dress up as Britney Spears and dance with her cardboard cut-out of Justin Timberlake.
• Ryan: Randy Marsh because he seems like he would be into “World of Warcraft”.

• Myself: Terrance and Phillip because I like to joke around even though I am often the only one who finds my jokes funny.

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