Anything cooking in the kitchen (when outside—others poop or anything else gross)
Storms: cool or scary?
Storms are awesome
Beverage of choice
Mt. Dew or Mt. Dew slushie, of course!
Who was/is the most influential person in your life?
Mom, she tells me what I can or can’t do.
What's your favorite game show?
Chase me
If you could travel in time, when/where would you go?
Any restaurant
Do you believe in ghosts?
Woof.
Would you spend the night with someone you love in the most haunted place on Earth?
Bark, bark!
Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Grocery store
If you had to give up your cell phone or access to the internet, which would you choose?
Both
If you had to give up indoor plumbing or electricity, which would it be?
Give up indoor plumbing — I hate to take a bath!
If you had to eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Everything that I have ever eaten. They may not make a plate large enough.
What is your favorite season?
Fall and Spring when it's muddy!
How is LOST going to end?
I never get Lost. I know my way back home to get my food.
What is your least favorite corporation in the world and why?
Bow-wow.
Favorite movie of all time?
Arf, arf!
Did O.J. do it?
I don’t like orange juice so I don’t care.
Walk through the supermarket naked or sing the Star-Spangled Banner at the Super Bowl?
I’ve been waiting for this one. It’s definitely walk naked through the supermarket. Mom has told me about the supermarket having all this food, but hasn’t even thought about taking me there yet.
Name the South Park character that best portrays each of your co-workers.
Everyone should be Chef and make me some more food.